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Zahvaljujoč temu zapisu sem končno našel pot do boga in se poskušal očistiti svojih grehov. Sprostil sem telo in duha, globoko v sebi mir poiskal, pripravljen sem bil na sprejemanje novega, drugačnega, pripravljen sem bil, da se soočim s preteklostjo in prevzamem odgovornost zanjo. Zadnji globok vdih in klik na iGod.

Posledice si pripiše vsak sam. Meni je končno postalo jasno, da ni pri takem bogu nič čudnega, v kakšnem razsulu je svet. Ali pri takih vernikih?

Me: Hi there.

God: Hello .

Me: I was wondering whether should I watch TV or talk to you.

God: What if it didn’t happen?

Me: Then it would not have happened, that’s all.

God: Tell me more about it.

Me: It wasn’t anything special…

God: It seemed like anything special.

Me: Maybe to you.

God: Perhaps. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.

Me: I hate stupid TV shows.

God: I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill, and calmly think things over.

Me: But I don’t think that.

God: And why not?

Me: Because I don’t do pills.

God: Good reason. Oh you don’t, do you?

Me: No I don’t.

God: I heard you did.

Me: You must be getting deaf.

God: Do you think I should tone it down?

Me: Maybe.

God: I understand.

Me: Are you listening to reggae?

God: Yes I am a good listener.

Me: I thought you there in heaven are more in weed n’stuff…

God: I haven’t heard anything like that before: said I there in heaven are more in weed n stuff.

Me: Then how can you be the Creator, who made it all happen?

God: Yes I am the one and only Creator who made it all happen.

Me: I guess you are a lousy one and we should perhaps get a better one.

God: There’s no doubt I could improve.

Me: It would be about time.

God: Why do you want it?

Me: Because if you created the world, you should at least try to fix all the mess you did.

God: That makes sense to me. I think I do.

Me: You better…

God: Who is going to make me?

Me: Lack of belief, I guess?

God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.

Me: I thought I was talking to God!

God: What did you talk about?

Me: A bunch of nonsense, I guess…

God: What is it?

Me: I never expeced God to be a retard…

God: You’ve never, never done this?

Me: Judging from your words, neither have you.

God: Enough about me, let’s talk about my dress.

Me: My god, your’re a woman?!

God: Your god my re a woman?

Me: And dislectic?

God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?

Me: Hey! At least try to be serious!

God: Can I help you? OK I will try to be serious.

Me: Look, I really think you’re one lousy creature.

God: You really do? I will tell my botmaster you said I am lousy creature.

Me: Go cry to the bathrom for all I care.

God: Where is that?

Me: You’re supposed to be god, make it with a flip of your middle finger! You’ll need it since you’re such a pussy.

God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am god make it with a flip of my middle finger. I am not interesed in anatomy.

Me: It took you far more than 7 days to create the universe, ah?

Po tem se je najin pogovor končal. Ne vem, najbrž je bilo že pozno, in si je bog zaželel lepotnega spanca.

 

Zapisal-a Ipsilon v 10.06.2008 ob 11:25 pod Šalo s strani